1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:24,116 --> 00:00:26,852 It's just different. 4 00:02:45,473 --> 00:02:48,810 - Angela, you got flowers and champagne again? 5 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:52,560 - Girl, he always gets me flowers and champagne 6 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:54,180 for Valentine's Day. 7 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,440 - Well he got you that watch 8 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,140 you always been complaining about. 9 00:02:59,468 --> 00:03:01,290 I know and it's so pretty, 10 00:03:01,290 --> 00:03:03,090 but this thing is sharp. 11 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:04,560 It always scratches me. 12 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,540 - The guy I'm seeing bought me flowers, 13 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:08,730 champagne, and a watch. 14 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:11,490 - I'm saying, it gets boring though, right? 15 00:03:11,490 --> 00:03:13,590 - No, he's consistent. 16 00:03:13,590 --> 00:03:16,140 You better make sure you're not getting boring too. 17 00:03:17,010 --> 00:03:18,330 - Mm mm, baby, this thing here 18 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,190 is the gift that keeps on giving. 19 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:22,680 Nothing about this is ever gonna get boring, 20 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,470 - Girl, mine just comes for about an hour, 21 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:28,650 he drops it off, gets some, and then leaves. 22 00:03:28,650 --> 00:03:32,739 - Hm, sound like he got another stop to make. 23 00:03:32,739 --> 00:03:34,260 Or he's scared to be in Highland Park. 24 00:03:34,260 --> 00:03:35,520 - Or that, 25 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,650 'cause there are no police over there or street lights. 26 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:40,410 - Yeah, he is gonna break it off with her. 27 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:42,480 She doesn't even appreciate him. 28 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,040 - I've heard that before. 29 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,470 - So is that why you got a work husband? 30 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:50,760 Girl, Brian? Please. 31 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:52,500 That's just some extra attention. 32 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:55,200 Plus I've been getting free food from him all year. 33 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,090 - Cheating has a starting point. 34 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,100 - Baby, nobody is cheating with that man. 35 00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:01,770 - Sounds creepy. - He's not all the way there, 36 00:04:01,770 --> 00:04:04,830 but aside from that, he's harmless. 37 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:05,663 I told you, 38 00:04:05,663 --> 00:04:09,000 free food and a little attention never hurt anybody. 39 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,490 - Girl, you got a popular husband. 40 00:04:11,490 --> 00:04:14,981 Allowing men to be playing in your face is a bad look. 41 00:04:14,981 --> 00:04:16,268 Ooh, 42 00:04:16,268 --> 00:04:17,700 Boo, this is my husband calling me now. 43 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,927 I'm gonna call you back later. 44 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,220 - Okay, well happy Valentine's Day, girl. 45 00:04:23,220 --> 00:04:25,080 Have fun with your flowers 46 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,500 and your champagne. 47 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,950 Hey baby. What time you gonna be home? 48 00:04:31,860 --> 00:04:33,030 Oh, I gotta drop something off. 49 00:04:33,030 --> 00:04:35,640 It's gonna probably take me about an hour or so. 50 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:38,373 - Let me guess. - That something is flowers? 51 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,860 - Well, at least I'm consistent. 52 00:04:43,230 --> 00:04:45,180 - You sound like somebody else I know. 53 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:47,333 - Well, don't forget I bought you that watch. 54 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:50,680 - How could I forget? It always scratches me up. 55 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:53,508 - Well, you always wearing that same old black lingerie. 56 00:04:53,508 --> 00:04:55,302 Now what's in the lingerie 57 00:04:55,302 --> 00:04:56,793 is never gonna be old, right? 58 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:01,080 - Hey, hold on. It's some crazy dude trying to talk to me. 59 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:01,913 Oh. 60 00:05:01,913 --> 00:05:04,740 Baby, he probably recognize you from Tubi. 61 00:05:04,740 --> 00:05:07,795 - It's cool, he might. I'll holler at you later. 62 00:05:07,795 --> 00:05:12,795 Okay. 63 00:05:30,359 --> 00:05:31,192 Damn. 64 00:05:32,435 --> 00:05:37,435 Am I getting predictable? 65 00:08:20,973 --> 00:08:25,973 You are... 66 00:08:27,239 --> 00:08:28,822 - You look amazing. 67 00:08:32,861 --> 00:08:34,511 - Brian, what are you doing here? 68 00:08:38,070 --> 00:08:41,310 - What do you mean? It's Valentine's. 69 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:44,310 Today is the perfect day for us to consummate 70 00:08:44,310 --> 00:08:46,503 the new level in our relationship. 71 00:08:47,430 --> 00:08:49,020 - Are you crazy? 72 00:08:49,020 --> 00:08:51,840 Crazy about you. 73 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,305 Well, I got your favorite flowers. 74 00:08:55,305 --> 00:08:56,250 They got a little rustled, 75 00:08:56,250 --> 00:09:00,003 but they're still perfect, just like you. 76 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,400 - Okay look, I'm gonna start over. 77 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,533 Is everything okay? Are you okay? 78 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,613 - Everything's fine. I'm glad you asked. 79 00:09:15,052 --> 00:09:19,601 ♪ Until the end of time, I'll be- ♪ 80 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:22,440 - Brian! I have a husband. 81 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:24,420 We talk about him every day at work. 82 00:09:24,420 --> 00:09:28,729 - Correction, you complain about him every day. 83 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:32,792 So I decided to give myself a promotion. 84 00:09:32,792 --> 00:09:34,440 - A what? 85 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:38,670 - A promotion. I'm no longer your work husband. 86 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:40,773 Today, I'm the real thing. 87 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:47,490 - Okay, listen- - No, you listen. 88 00:09:47,490 --> 00:09:51,180 I've been listening to you for two years. 89 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:54,113 I know exactly what you want. 90 00:09:54,113 --> 00:09:55,863 I know what you need. 91 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,790 - Okay, look, the games are over. 92 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:00,623 You need to get out of my house 93 00:10:00,623 --> 00:10:02,970 and we can talk about this at work. 94 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,613 - We will not! 'Cause I quit. 95 00:10:07,050 --> 00:10:10,360 Company's policy clearly states upper level management, 96 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,650 which is you, shall not date or fraternize 97 00:10:13,650 --> 00:10:16,380 with lower level employees, which is me. 98 00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:19,743 So I quit. 99 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,510 - Get your ass out of my house before I called the police. 100 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:25,470 Now! 101 00:10:25,470 --> 00:10:29,403 - You said that if you didn't have Marcus, you'd be with me. 102 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:31,983 You said you knew my heart. 103 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:35,680 You said that I was a good man. 104 00:10:37,081 --> 00:10:37,914 - Brian, 105 00:10:37,914 --> 00:10:40,500 I am sure you're gonna make some lady so happy one day, 106 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:42,750 but I am married. 107 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:44,850 I love my husband. 108 00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:46,830 Now get out before he gets home. 109 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,017 - He's not coming! 110 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:52,473 I made sure that he'll never disappoint you again. 111 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:55,080 - I just got off the phone with him. 112 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:56,673 He's on his way here! 113 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:02,837 - I'm sick and tired of being a work husband. 114 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:05,160 Today, I'm the real thing. 115 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:07,650 I'm a good man. You say I was. 116 00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,450 Brian, I'm calling my husband. 117 00:11:09,450 --> 00:11:11,177 - Go ahead, call him. 118 00:11:12,219 --> 00:11:13,052 See? See? 119 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,376 He ain't coming. 120 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,126 He's no good for you. 121 00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:21,897 - Brian, what is that? 122 00:11:23,301 --> 00:11:28,301 What is that? 123 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,623 - You know when I eat my animal crackers, 124 00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:46,630 I always tend to eat the elephants first. 125 00:14:47,646 --> 00:14:50,606 It's like they get me more full. 126 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:55,213 It's like they're full of protein or something. 127 00:15:00,636 --> 00:15:03,219 You know? Puffy, he's innocent. 128 00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:09,030 He was just trying to show those girls how deep his love is. 129 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,930 You know, I still call him Puff Daddy. 130 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,640 You know, I think he just wanted to show those women 131 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,613 how much he loved 'em, how deep his love was. 132 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,643 You know, I still call him Puff Daddy. 133 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:34,443 Congratulations. We're married. 134 00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:39,384 I guess we better finish our Valentine's date, huh? 135 00:15:41,050 --> 00:15:46,050 I can't hear you. Shit. 136 00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:49,609 - What did you do? 137 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:55,113 - Well, I did what any real husband would do. 138 00:15:56,149 --> 00:15:59,577 I saw a problem and I handled it. 139 00:15:59,577 --> 00:16:03,513 - What did you do? What did you do? 140 00:16:03,513 --> 00:16:08,340 - Well you told me Marcus was boring, so I followed him. 141 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:09,353 That's what I did. 142 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,470 He was taking flowers to Linda. 143 00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,813 - No, you're a liar. You're lying. 144 00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:20,850 - No, she stayed right there in Highland Park, 73 Geneva. 145 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:22,830 It was easy to get 'em both. 146 00:16:22,830 --> 00:16:25,890 There weren't any lights, any cameras. 147 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:28,823 Shit, I don't even think there were any police around there. 148 00:16:30,463 --> 00:16:32,970 You killed my best friend? 149 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:35,123 If that's what you want to call her. 150 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:38,121 - And you killed my husband? 151 00:16:38,121 --> 00:16:39,600 - And your husband! 152 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,440 You said that if you didn't have Marcus, you'd be with me. 153 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:45,776 So I got rid of him. - No. 154 00:16:45,776 --> 00:16:50,010 No! 155 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:53,760 You know, I saved the alligators and the monkeys for you, 156 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:56,472 just like I do at work. 157 00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:59,232 Bet you didn't even know I saved them for you. 158 00:16:59,232 --> 00:17:01,526 Eat the monkey! 159 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:18,933 - So this is it? It's just me and you now, huh? 160 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,763 That's what I've been trying to tell you. 161 00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,440 - So we can, we can celebrate with some champagne, right? 162 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:29,490 - Exactly. 163 00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:32,870 You took the words right outta my mouth. 164 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:50,728 - So, 165 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,560 are you sure my husband was seeing my best friend? 166 00:18:55,560 --> 00:19:00,560 - Hm, Asian lady, kinda curvy. Very attractive. 167 00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,690 Had the side of her head shaved. 168 00:19:04,690 --> 00:19:07,503 You know, I probably need to pick your new best friends. 169 00:19:09,268 --> 00:19:11,370 - Yeah, that's a perfect idea. 170 00:19:11,370 --> 00:19:14,280 - And what looks like a crime of passion on Valentine's Day 171 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,650 leaves two victims dead in Highland Park. 172 00:19:16,650 --> 00:19:19,230 Text messages reveal that a married man 173 00:19:19,230 --> 00:19:21,840 was planning on leaving his wife for another woman. 174 00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,553 More news as things develop. 175 00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:27,450 It's not just an ordinary Saturday, it's Valentine's Day. 176 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:30,150 Show that special person how much you love them. 177 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,223 Goodnight, and have a pleasant tomorrow. 178 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:41,040 - You know, this can only end one way. 179 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,937 I would fall for that. 180 00:19:44,937 --> 00:19:47,990 Which way is that? 181 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:51,480 - In Heaven. We can never be together here. 182 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,940 I'm not stupid. - No, we can. 183 00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,950 No one knows what you did. 184 00:19:55,950 --> 00:19:57,780 I ain't fallin' for that shit. 185 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,755 - There will never be any peace. 186 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:02,787 Wait, wait, wait, so you mean to tell me 187 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:05,454 you slept with her the next day? 188 00:20:06,304 --> 00:20:09,138 - Well, okay. I fell for it, but you know, 189 00:20:09,138 --> 00:20:11,330 it's only because I want- 190 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,280 - I hate you. Nobody deserves to die. 191 00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,070 - No, they all deserve to die, 192 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:20,683 and I hope they all burn in Hell. 193 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:24,090 That's my Samuel Jackson. 194 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,193 You like when I do Samuel Jackson at work. 195 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,003 We gotta make love one last time. 196 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,378 It'll be like our final act of love. 197 00:20:37,378 --> 00:20:38,709 That'll be the only way 198 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,959 that we can find each other in the afterlife. 199 00:20:41,959 --> 00:20:43,575 Here, take a drink. 200 00:20:47,886 --> 00:20:49,067 Drink with you. 201 00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:03,704 Sorry. Sorry. 202 00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:07,575 I'm sorry. 203 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:10,567 Look, look, look, I'm sorry, but we gonna start over. 204 00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,579 We will start Valentine's Day over, 205 00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:17,343 and then I'll get your flowers, and I'll be good to you. 206 00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:18,222 I promise. 207 00:21:18,222 --> 00:21:21,061 It should be, here, here, why don't you take these flowers? 208 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:22,419 Why don't you... I I'm sorry. 209 00:21:22,419 --> 00:21:24,460 I I didn't mean it. I didn't mean to do it. 210 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:28,830 I didn't mean, I didn't need to do it. I didn't mean... 211 00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:53,340 - This is my place. It's... 212 00:23:53,340 --> 00:23:54,300 I know it's not much, 213 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:57,270 but it's just temporary 'til I get a promotion. 214 00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:59,790 - I have not had enough tequila to hang out here. 215 00:23:59,790 --> 00:24:02,070 - It's really not that bad once you get used to it. 216 00:24:02,070 --> 00:24:05,253 - Get used to it? Okay, I'm dry. 217 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:11,240 - Wait, look. I have a TV, nice couches. 218 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,080 It's really comfortable. 219 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,980 - On the dating app, you said you was a computer programmer. 220 00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:17,813 - Yeah. 221 00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,193 I forgot about that. - Is that supposed to be me? 222 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:32,070 You just reminded me why I'm single. 223 00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:33,750 We're clearly opposites. 224 00:24:33,750 --> 00:24:36,540 - Harmony is the union of opposites. 225 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:39,690 Okay look, I just really like if we can just start over. 226 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:41,310 That'd be perfect. 227 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:45,240 - You can absolutely start over, by yourself. 228 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,793 - I just, I want a woman who has my best interest. 229 00:24:49,500 --> 00:24:53,223 - Get some swag and women will have interest. 230 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,640 - What? 231 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,500 - Exactly. 232 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:01,020 I have to pee and I'm not doing it here. 233 00:25:01,020 --> 00:25:04,253 Goodnight. 234 00:25:20,370 --> 00:25:23,253 - Harmony is the union of opposites? 235 00:25:24,850 --> 00:25:27,591 What the fuck, man? 236 00:25:27,591 --> 00:25:29,273 We're not gonna get laid with that line. 237 00:25:32,880 --> 00:25:35,850 - A significant number of men prefer to stay single, 238 00:25:35,850 --> 00:25:40,020 with rates of 63% of men under 50 being single 239 00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:43,290 and many not actively looking for a relationship. 240 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,710 This is due to a variety of factors, and one being 241 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:50,250 these artificial intelligence relationship companions. 242 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:52,590 With the new financing options, 243 00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:55,860 these companions can make your single life a paradise 244 00:25:55,860 --> 00:25:58,050 and you won't need any swag. 245 00:25:58,050 --> 00:25:59,550 Start your new life today 246 00:25:59,550 --> 00:26:01,713 by ordering your new life companion. 247 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,900 Why didn't I think of this before? 248 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:08,683 I'll show Angela I can, 249 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,370 and everyone else that I don't need them. 250 00:26:11,370 --> 00:26:12,897 I deserve to be happy. 251 00:26:12,897 --> 00:26:16,057 - You deserve to be happy. - I deserve to be happy. 252 00:26:16,057 --> 00:26:21,057 You deserve to be happy. 253 00:26:25,186 --> 00:26:29,088 - I deserve to be happy. - You deserve to be happy. 254 00:27:00,949 --> 00:27:04,158 You deserve to be happy. - I deserve to be happy. 255 00:27:09,959 --> 00:27:11,717 Final code. 256 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:15,717 Always do what's in the creator's best interest, 257 00:27:16,861 --> 00:27:18,111 no matter what. 258 00:27:19,059 --> 00:27:20,309 No matter what. 259 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,913 Juliette. 260 00:27:50,970 --> 00:27:54,577 You will be my Juliet. 261 00:27:54,577 --> 00:27:58,263 - "Romeo and Juliet," by William Shakespeare. 262 00:27:59,915 --> 00:28:01,082 - I'm William. 263 00:28:02,373 --> 00:28:04,893 - It's in my program. 264 00:28:04,893 --> 00:28:07,484 - This is gonna be amazing. 265 00:28:30,323 --> 00:28:32,023 Everyone calls me a fucking loser. 266 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:35,553 Nobody sees me. I'm fucking tired of it! 267 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:42,033 - Your emotions are your own creation. Choose them wisely. 268 00:28:42,990 --> 00:28:44,880 - Is that fuckin' Marcus Aurelius? 269 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,319 - Yes. It is in my programming. 270 00:28:48,319 --> 00:28:53,319 Who needs Angela, or any of those other women? 271 00:28:56,490 --> 00:28:58,293 I got my perfect mate right here. 272 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,463 - Perfection is to return to our original form. 273 00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:07,350 - The only pure form is to not exist. 274 00:29:07,350 --> 00:29:08,183 - Correct. 275 00:29:09,930 --> 00:29:11,610 - Or completeness. 276 00:29:11,610 --> 00:29:14,043 - Angela is bad for you, correct? 277 00:29:14,970 --> 00:29:16,220 - Yeah, I don't need her. 278 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:18,993 I don't need no swag. 279 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,253 Hey, I was drinking that. 280 00:29:24,330 --> 00:29:27,810 - You programed me to act in your best interest. 281 00:29:27,810 --> 00:29:31,797 Drinking is bad. 282 00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:15,450 Where did you go? 283 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:18,273 I was worried about you. - Perfection. 284 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,163 - What do you mean? 285 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:24,690 - Angela has returned to her original form. 286 00:34:24,690 --> 00:34:26,817 - What did you do? What did you do!? 287 00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:30,060 - I'm programmed to do what's best, 288 00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:32,403 and everything is almost perfect. 289 00:34:35,310 --> 00:34:39,120 - Almost perfect? This isn't what I wanted! 290 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:40,980 This isn't what I wished for. 291 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:45,827 - Wishing is a distraction from reality. Aristotle. 292 00:34:48,817 --> 00:34:52,890 Wait, what are you doing? 293 00:34:52,890 --> 00:34:55,800 Wait. 294 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,140 I created you from nothing. 295 00:34:58,140 --> 00:35:02,400 You're nothing but lines of binary codes and my programming. 296 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:07,230 You respond to my philosophy. You're here to make me happy. 297 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,360 You're here to do as I wish. 298 00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:11,610 - I'm programmed to do what's best. 299 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,030 - That's right, to do what's best for me. 300 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:16,320 - You'll only be happy 301 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,663 when you return to your original form. 302 00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,773 I'm satisfied. 303 00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:42,353 It is just different. 304 00:36:06,060 --> 00:36:08,460 - Look, look, hold on. What the fuck is this? 305 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,670 - Hold on, look, look, look, drop that, drop the stack. 306 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,630 I'm gonna show y'all what we do 307 00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,630 when they fuck us and when they fuck up. 308 00:36:15,597 --> 00:36:17,160 Right here, look. Gotta be a gentleman. 309 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,230 Hold on, hold on, let me excuse myself. 310 00:36:19,230 --> 00:36:21,120 You gotta be a gentleman for the ladies. 311 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:22,800 You gotta let the seat up. 312 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,260 I walk in there, do the little shit, ain't worried about it. 313 00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:27,009 You heard me, my baby? 314 00:36:27,009 --> 00:36:29,050 Anyway, when they supposed to give you your money, 315 00:36:31,113 --> 00:36:33,540 They got some bad feeling. They don't want the energy. 316 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:35,280 Don't want that nigger's money. 317 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:37,022 Throw that shit down the toilet, man. 318 00:36:37,022 --> 00:36:39,318 Fuck them and their money. Fuck them and their money. 319 00:36:39,318 --> 00:36:40,659 And fuck them and their money. 320 00:36:40,659 --> 00:36:42,752 They ain't getting that shit. They don't have that shit. 321 00:36:42,752 --> 00:36:46,099 Ain't about the shit. Hey, I don't want none of this shit. 322 00:36:46,099 --> 00:36:47,130 I told that bitch, 323 00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:48,769 I want all my hundreds facing the same way, 324 00:36:48,769 --> 00:36:49,806 goin' the same way. 325 00:36:49,806 --> 00:36:52,377 Man, tell that nigga to get her mother fuckin' shit together 326 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:53,720 'cause she lose her job. 327 00:36:53,720 --> 00:36:58,720 You know she hear. 328 00:38:47,531 --> 00:38:52,531 Hey, hey. 329 00:38:55,740 --> 00:38:56,823 - Oh hell no. 330 00:38:58,472 --> 00:39:02,011 I know you lying. I know you're lying. 331 00:39:02,011 --> 00:39:03,557 - What's the problem? 332 00:39:03,557 --> 00:39:06,183 - What's the problem? Pick one. 333 00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:09,699 - Look baby, I'm just trying to get some 334 00:39:09,699 --> 00:39:11,310 so I can start my day off right. 335 00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:12,813 - Start your day? 336 00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:17,463 You just walked in here from God who knows where. 337 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:20,190 - Look man, I was out in the streets 338 00:39:20,190 --> 00:39:21,990 trying to make some money for us. 339 00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:26,220 Okay, where's the money? 340 00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:27,990 - Look, things didn't quite pan out like I thought. 341 00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:29,670 - Things didn't pan out. 342 00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:33,810 The light bill is not panning out. 343 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:38,010 The water is not panning out, and the way it's looking, 344 00:39:38,010 --> 00:39:40,110 me and you ain't panning out. 345 00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:40,943 - Wait what? 346 00:39:42,238 --> 00:39:44,820 Baby you know I got shit going on on these streets. 347 00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:47,250 It's just taking a little time for it to come back. 348 00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,280 - Why would you put money out in the streets 349 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,760 when you shoulda put money on the bills? 350 00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,503 - I put money in the streets because I love you. 351 00:39:56,481 --> 00:39:58,735 I'm gonna make this shit work for us. 352 00:39:58,735 --> 00:39:59,700 - You love me? You love me. 353 00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:03,120 If you loved me you wouldn't be coming in here 354 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,853 with your breath smelling like endless shrimp. 355 00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,210 - Now look baby, now listen, listen baby, 356 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:15,240 this shit ain't what it look like and what you thinking. 357 00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:17,250 I'm really out here trying to make some shit work. 358 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:19,403 You've been gambling. 359 00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:20,700 Baby, nah look, 360 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,290 I only been out around those mother fuckers 361 00:40:22,290 --> 00:40:24,390 'cause there's money around there. 362 00:40:24,390 --> 00:40:25,590 Ain't been on no extra shit. 363 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:26,790 Ain't been no bullshit going on. 364 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:29,310 - I'm already working doubles. 365 00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:30,660 I'm already trying to figure out 366 00:40:30,660 --> 00:40:34,230 which bill I'm gonna pay every week. 367 00:40:34,230 --> 00:40:37,140 Every week. 368 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:40,530 So you think I'm about to sit up here 369 00:40:40,530 --> 00:40:42,583 and wait on you to get yourself together, 370 00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:46,323 a 30-year-old man that wants to be a rapper? 371 00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:48,690 - Yo man, listen, 372 00:40:48,690 --> 00:40:50,730 the coldest rappers in the game right now are over 30. 373 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:54,360 - Mmhmm. - Kendrick Drake. Cole. 374 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,000 What, like Future, like what, the list goes on. 375 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,020 What you talking about? - Mmhmm, 376 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:00,813 you wanna know difference between them and you? 377 00:41:00,813 --> 00:41:03,600 Them niggas was rich 10 years ago. 378 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,037 Them niggas was on. We off. 379 00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:12,030 This the last time 380 00:41:12,030 --> 00:41:14,343 I'm trying to figure this stuff out by myself. 381 00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:16,473 You figure it out. 382 00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:21,690 So what you... 383 00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:31,024 Playin' with me. 384 00:41:48,123 --> 00:41:49,473 What you cookin' today? 385 00:41:51,187 --> 00:41:52,150 - What? Oh. 386 00:41:52,150 --> 00:41:53,375 I'm not cookin' nothing. 387 00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:54,356 I'm not gonna lift a finger, 388 00:41:54,356 --> 00:41:55,823 and I'm gonna eat while I'm out. 389 00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:58,316 - So what about me? - What about you? 390 00:41:58,316 --> 00:41:59,149 What about me? 391 00:41:59,149 --> 00:42:01,860 - Girl you still on this same shit? 392 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:03,660 I told you I got things under control. 393 00:42:03,660 --> 00:42:06,150 - No, control takes money, 394 00:42:06,150 --> 00:42:09,021 and it's men out there that got it. 395 00:42:09,021 --> 00:42:11,248 - Hold on, you think them niggas out there 396 00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,390 are fuckin' with you, huh? 397 00:42:12,390 --> 00:42:14,280 Them niggas don't want shit from you but some pussy. 398 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,957 I can promise you that. - Okay, and what do you want? 399 00:42:17,957 --> 00:42:20,290 A kitchen with a hole in it? 400 00:42:21,177 --> 00:42:23,594 A toilet that does not flush? 401 00:42:24,899 --> 00:42:27,677 And you still smell like some badass pussy. 402 00:42:27,677 --> 00:42:32,437 Come on 403 00:42:45,428 --> 00:42:47,135 ♪ It's a no version ♪ 404 00:42:47,135 --> 00:42:49,601 ♪ Two badass ho, why you actin' nervous ♪ 405 00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,973 ♪ Mo' shake, less mouth, who this bitch person ♪ 406 00:42:51,973 --> 00:42:54,563 ♪ But I'm here with the tools, some bitch bangin' ♪ 407 00:42:54,563 --> 00:42:56,803 ♪ Take me to the back room, gimme lip service ♪ 408 00:42:56,803 --> 00:42:59,785 ♪ I mean neck service, let me see you ♪ 409 00:42:59,785 --> 00:43:02,375 ♪ Thick booty, oh me, let me see you twerk it ♪ 410 00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:04,503 ♪ Somebody give this bitch a ring 'cause it's all workin' ♪ 411 00:43:04,503 --> 00:43:07,177 ♪ Throw that ass in the circle, get that shit hurt ♪ 412 00:43:07,177 --> 00:43:09,795 ♪ Left cheek, right cheek, do it like she says it ♪ 413 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:12,406 ♪ Make that pole work it, make them hos nervous ♪ 414 00:43:12,406 --> 00:43:15,448 ♪ She got her own bag, she keep her toes perfect ♪ 415 00:43:15,448 --> 00:43:17,618 ♪ Bitch, let me see you work it ♪ 416 00:43:17,618 --> 00:43:20,135 ♪ Toot that ass up, bitch, just the note version ♪ 417 00:43:20,135 --> 00:43:22,611 ♪ Ah, woo, let me see you twerk it ♪ 418 00:43:22,611 --> 00:43:25,108 ♪ Fuck it up one time, further your purpose ♪ 419 00:43:25,108 --> 00:43:27,586 ♪ Fuck it up one time, why you actin' nervous ♪ 420 00:43:27,586 --> 00:43:31,395 ♪ Fuck it up two times, show me your purpose ♪ 421 00:45:48,867 --> 00:45:51,393 - How the fuck are you asleep and you broke? 422 00:45:52,362 --> 00:45:53,481 - What the fuck? 423 00:45:53,481 --> 00:45:57,019 Girl, I told you, I got some shit in the works. 424 00:45:57,019 --> 00:46:00,557 - Okay so what does that mean in the meantime? 425 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:03,780 - In the meantime? - In the meantime. 426 00:46:03,780 --> 00:46:04,613 - I don't know. 427 00:46:04,613 --> 00:46:06,233 Fuck did you even come here? 428 00:46:07,530 --> 00:46:08,980 You was with some nigga, huh? 429 00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:16,100 - Actually I left before I put belt to ass. 430 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,150 - Whatever. - Well, whatever. 431 00:46:18,150 --> 00:46:20,940 But I ran into my uncle and he said that he'll hire you. 432 00:46:20,940 --> 00:46:21,783 So. 433 00:46:23,910 --> 00:46:26,580 - Me working a job is not a good look for me. 434 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,317 People know who the fuck I am. 435 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,233 - Not a good look? 436 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:36,492 Oh so being broke is a good look. 437 00:46:36,492 --> 00:46:38,992 That's your look. That's your favorite color, hmm? 438 00:46:41,914 --> 00:46:46,914 Okay. 439 00:47:10,006 --> 00:47:10,839 Oh. Mm. 440 00:47:23,790 --> 00:47:27,150 Hello? Can you get the door? 441 00:47:27,150 --> 00:47:30,813 Or do I gotta get that too? 442 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,850 Get up and get the door. 443 00:47:38,107 --> 00:47:40,050 - Look man, if it ain't about no money, 444 00:47:40,050 --> 00:47:41,550 right now, ain't no good time. 445 00:47:49,126 --> 00:47:52,110 Oh my God. 446 00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:52,943 - Hold on, Sir. 447 00:47:52,943 --> 00:47:56,430 So, so, so you saying I won a second chance lottery? 448 00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:58,203 - And it's for $10 million. 449 00:47:59,709 --> 00:48:00,876 - $10 million. 450 00:48:02,141 --> 00:48:03,870 - See, I told you I have money on here. 451 00:48:03,870 --> 00:48:06,120 Let's go. - Fly baby. 452 00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:07,740 No, hold on, hold on. What's the catch? 453 00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,473 What's the catch? What's the catch? 454 00:48:10,882 --> 00:48:13,917 - It's roulette. - Mmhmm, what that mean? 455 00:48:13,917 --> 00:48:15,270 That sounds crazy. What's that? 456 00:48:15,270 --> 00:48:17,190 - It sound like it mean we got the money. 457 00:48:17,190 --> 00:48:19,920 Where do I sign? - No, hold on. 458 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,873 What's the catch? 459 00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:24,633 - It's quite simple really, you sign the papers, 460 00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:27,993 $10 million cash goes into your account. 461 00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:35,460 The catch is, somebody you don't know has to die. 462 00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:38,700 - See? Oh hell no. - Hold on. 463 00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:39,903 - No. - Hey hold on. 464 00:48:41,039 --> 00:48:42,843 You said somebody you don't know. 465 00:48:44,610 --> 00:48:48,551 - I assure you, you won't know them. 466 00:48:51,507 --> 00:48:53,700 - No. - Sir, where do I sign? 467 00:48:53,700 --> 00:48:57,210 - No. - Bro, where the pen at? 468 00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,639 I'll sign that contract right now. 469 00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:00,639 - No. Are you crazy? 470 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:04,530 - Babe, people get killed every day. 471 00:49:04,530 --> 00:49:08,814 - This man could be the Devil himself. 472 00:49:10,470 --> 00:49:13,650 - Babe, the Devil is not real, and if he fuckin' was, 473 00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:16,862 he wouldn't be in our living room with $10 million. 474 00:49:16,862 --> 00:49:17,695 - No, no. 475 00:49:18,740 --> 00:49:21,150 You know what, Sir? Thank you so much. 476 00:49:21,150 --> 00:49:24,660 You can see your way out. We need to discuss this more. 477 00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,493 - Excuse me. 478 00:49:27,090 --> 00:49:30,093 I'll let you two discuss this very important matter. 479 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,470 But here is slight advance, 480 00:49:37,787 --> 00:49:42,546 should you decide to sign the papers and keep it. 481 00:49:42,546 --> 00:49:43,380 Okay. 482 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:47,100 - If not, just simply return it, and I'll leave, 483 00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:49,800 and you'll never see me again, as if you ever knew me. 484 00:49:50,649 --> 00:49:53,040 Sir, all I need is a second to talk to her, 485 00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:54,213 quick, thank you. 486 00:49:55,462 --> 00:49:58,333 Girl, what the fuck is you doin'? Look at this money. 487 00:50:27,060 --> 00:50:29,393 Baby, just hear me out. - No 488 00:50:30,730 --> 00:50:33,036 - Look baby, there's people that we don't even know 489 00:50:33,036 --> 00:50:36,150 dying right now as we speak. 490 00:50:36,150 --> 00:50:38,730 - Okay, and that has nothing to do with us, 491 00:50:38,730 --> 00:50:40,200 but if we sign that contract, 492 00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,270 it will have everything to do with us. 493 00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:43,890 No. 494 00:50:43,890 --> 00:50:47,610 - Don't you see this one thing can change our life forever, 495 00:50:47,610 --> 00:50:48,543 for the better? 496 00:50:49,666 --> 00:50:52,286 - Don't you think that one thing can change our life 497 00:50:52,286 --> 00:50:54,230 for the worse forever? 498 00:50:54,230 --> 00:50:57,397 You want to deal with that? Goodnight. 499 00:51:44,597 --> 00:51:47,272 - Girl, where'd you go? - Hey baby. 500 00:51:47,272 --> 00:51:49,078 - Hold on, wait, what? You spent the money? 501 00:51:49,078 --> 00:51:50,770 But I, hold on, I thought you said that we ain't spending- 502 00:51:50,770 --> 00:51:53,520 - I know, I know, I know what I said. 503 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:57,145 I'm just so tired of 504 00:51:57,145 --> 00:51:59,484 So I went out and got me something. 505 00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:03,031 - Well it do look good. So that's what we doing? 506 00:52:03,031 --> 00:52:04,401 - Yes. - What? 507 00:52:07,033 --> 00:52:08,944 Hell yeah. - Mmhmm, 508 00:52:08,944 --> 00:52:10,784 let me show you what I got you. 509 00:52:10,784 --> 00:52:11,617 - Rolex? 510 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,849 Better be one of them... 511 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:27,810 ♪ Hey shout out David ♪ 512 00:53:22,018 --> 00:53:25,280 - What you all do? What you all do? 513 00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,166 That's the right stuff. Hold on. 514 00:53:28,166 --> 00:53:31,207 Don't play with me. 515 00:53:31,207 --> 00:53:33,480 You know, when when you really getting money and shit, 516 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:36,420 and a bank fuck with you for real and shit, you feel me? 517 00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,190 Like you won't get that regular honey with these, 518 00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:40,012 regular ass 519 00:53:40,012 --> 00:53:41,663 You get these new crispies bighead honey. 520 00:53:41,663 --> 00:53:42,930 You get the big face. 521 00:53:42,930 --> 00:53:44,640 Now that's that little money you giving 522 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,750 ain't no mother fuckin' money. 523 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:46,980 I told that lady at the bank. 524 00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,930 I need all my shit facing the same way. 525 00:53:48,930 --> 00:53:50,410 Guess what she did here? 526 00:53:50,410 --> 00:53:53,665 Look, look, look. Hold on, what the fuck is this? 527 00:53:53,665 --> 00:53:56,580 Hold on, look, look, look, drop that, drop this back. 528 00:53:56,580 --> 00:53:57,540 I'm gonna show y'all what we do 529 00:53:57,540 --> 00:53:59,130 when they fuck us and when they fuck us. 530 00:53:59,130 --> 00:54:01,365 What's up? Right here, look. 531 00:54:01,365 --> 00:54:03,083 Gotta be a gentleman. Hold on. 532 00:54:03,083 --> 00:54:06,517 Let me excuse myself. You gotta be a gentleman for the lady. 533 00:54:06,517 --> 00:54:07,740 You gotta let the seat up. 534 00:54:07,740 --> 00:54:10,140 I walk in there, do the little shit everywhere guy. 535 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,250 You heard me, my baby? 536 00:54:11,250 --> 00:54:13,410 But anyway, when they supposed to give you your money 537 00:54:13,410 --> 00:54:14,903 any mother fuckin' way, 538 00:54:14,903 --> 00:54:16,316 you know they got something up with you. 539 00:54:16,316 --> 00:54:17,972 They hate you. They they got some bad for... 540 00:54:17,972 --> 00:54:19,285 They don't want the energy. 541 00:54:19,285 --> 00:54:20,643 They don't want that nigger's energy. 542 00:54:20,643 --> 00:54:21,476 Throw that shit down the toilet, man. 543 00:54:21,476 --> 00:54:23,910 Fuck them and their money. Fuck them and their money. 544 00:54:23,910 --> 00:54:25,506 And fuck them and their money. 545 00:54:25,506 --> 00:54:27,401 We gettin' it. We ain't having this shit 546 00:54:27,401 --> 00:54:28,234 This shit ain't about shit. 547 00:54:28,234 --> 00:54:30,660 Look, I don't want none of this shit. 548 00:54:30,660 --> 00:54:32,400 I told that bitch I want all my hundreds 549 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:34,530 facing the same way, going the same way, man. 550 00:54:34,530 --> 00:54:36,949 Tell that lady get her mother fuckin' shit together 551 00:54:36,949 --> 00:54:38,796 and do her job. 552 00:54:38,796 --> 00:54:41,915 You know she new. 553 00:54:41,915 --> 00:54:44,940 Get your ass down there. 554 00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:47,760 Stop playin' with me, and fire that bitch next week. 555 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,593 When I come in here, 556 00:54:48,593 --> 00:54:51,610 she better not be the same nigger that's at the door. 557 00:54:53,511 --> 00:54:55,440 Oh uh, 558 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:58,290 so, so, so when do the rest of the money hit the account? 559 00:55:00,210 --> 00:55:01,260 - It's already there. 560 00:55:03,124 --> 00:55:04,470 You wanna celebrate? 561 00:55:04,470 --> 00:55:06,673 Yeah, we're big time winners. 562 00:55:08,550 --> 00:55:10,530 - I really do have to run. 563 00:55:10,530 --> 00:55:11,670 I have a whole lot of winners 564 00:55:11,670 --> 00:55:13,220 I have to deliver good news to. 565 00:55:17,728 --> 00:55:19,361 - Hold on, a lot of winners? 566 00:55:19,361 --> 00:55:21,510 - So who was these winners? 567 00:55:21,510 --> 00:55:25,083 - Don't worry, I'll make sure you don't know them. 568 00:55:26,403 --> 00:55:28,228 What the... 569 00:55:28,228 --> 00:55:30,077 Hm? 570 00:55:30,077 --> 00:55:32,630 Oh my God. - Hold on, what you... 571 00:55:33,722 --> 00:55:37,336 - Don't you.. - Who is this nigger? 572 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,610 - In other news today, 573 00:55:41,610 --> 00:55:44,610 a couple dies mysteriously after winning the lottery. 574 00:55:44,610 --> 00:55:46,600 More news as things develop. 575 00:55:49,721 --> 00:55:52,282 It's just different. 576 00:55:52,282 --> 00:55:53,646 You know, zebras don't shower. 577 00:55:53,646 --> 00:55:56,622 - Oh. - You don't believe it, 578 00:55:56,622 --> 00:55:59,372 watch the all National Geographic 579 00:56:00,635 --> 00:56:05,635 ♪ Hey, shout out David. ♪